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99% of Dutch People Don’t Understand the Meaning of ‘Woke’
An extensive survey in the Netherlands revealed that 99% of Dutch people angrily using the term ‘woke’ have no clue what it actually means. Below I’ve published some of the answers from the survey...
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My Letter to Femke: 5 Ways to reduce tourism in Amsterdam
The Shallow Man provides Femke Halsema, Mayor of Amsterdam, with some much-needed advice on how to reduce tourism in Amsterdam Five ways to reduce tourism in Amsterdam Dear Femke, As the good people...
View ArticleDutch Drummer Bram Van den Berg to Join U2 Temporarily
Congratulations to Dutch drummer and member of the rock group Krezip, who will join U2 as their temporary drummer for their US tour. Larry Mullen, U2’s drummer, will undergo an operation and need time...
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Why British People Should Stay Away From Amsterdam
The city council of Amsterdam has announced a “stay away” advertising campaign that will run in the UK to discourage British men from visiting. Speaking as a Brit that has lived in Amsterdam for...
View ArticleNetanyahu Home Security Launches in the Netherlands
Navy Modern CCTV For Security Instagram Post by amsterdamshallowman
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Translation of Gemeente Amsterdam message to parents about Fatbikes
It has probably not escaped your notice that fat bikes are extremely popular, and we see them more and more throughout the city. It’s understandable as they look ‘tough’, and riders can easily cover...
View ArticleAngry Dutch Woman recognises her husband on a crime TV show. Forces him to...
We all know that Dutch women are a force to be recognised with. Here’s more proof of this. On Tuesday evening, like most Dutch people over the age of forty, a couple in Den Haag was watching the...
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Dear Dutch People, about the election
Dear Dutch people, Yes, this message is from a kut job stealing, house and rental price raising expat. Like many residents in and outside the Netherlands, I was shocked by Geert Wilder’s party winning...
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Sinterklaas Poems For 2023
Sinterklaas Pakjes Avond is coming To all the expats with Dutch partners at this time of year, I feel your pain. Pakjes Avond is coming, which means that in the next couple of days, you WILL be...
View ArticleRobot Waitress to Work Full-Time in Amsterdam
Robot Waitress Amsterdam by amsterdamshallowman
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